Weird

Dear Thelma,

I wound up staying up very late last night. I read your letter during the wee hours.

I eventually went to sleep, and then woke up this morning thinking that I had the strangest dream last night. I thought to myself, "Wow, I must know Thelma really well, cause I dreamed exactly what she would say." Then I looked again and saw that my dream WAS your letter!

The Moral of the story: If Kristen Wig appears to you in a dream, its probably just your friend Thelma in disguise.

Disturbingly yours,

Louise